1. Acts like they’re dying when they have a cold.
Both of them have their moments, but Bastian acts more like he's dying when its just a head cold. He'd stay in bed all day
2. Gets mad at the TV and throws the remote.
Neither. They both respect the things they have in their house and won't throw a fit like that. If one of them happens to get mad - they'll just huff and puff a little, get up, and walk away.
3. Gets the worst road rage.
iona doesn't drive but she gets crazy passenger seat driving rage. She'll roll down the window and flip people off.
4. Spends too much time in the bathroom on their phone.
Iona for sure. she loves to sit in there and play on her phone or catch up on text and emails.. She calls this her personal/alone time.
5. Packs the whole closet for an overnight trip.
Iona. she sometimes can't decide what she wants to wear and she just plans ahead. "you never know if you'll get dirty by the time you get in the car and get to where you're going and need a change of clothes! "
6. Hates the in-laws.
they both have good relationships with each others parents.
7. Hits the snooze button…11 times.
Iona. She's more of a night person - she'll go to bed waay too late.
8. Makes the other late for work.
So far it hasn't happened. If anything they would make themselves late by misplacing or forgetting something.
9. Uses the television as a babysitter.
no kids yet for that.
10. Takes in the stray dog.
Both of them would! Bastian has already taken in his dog Fenrir
11. Suggests a 3am trip to McDonald’s.
Iona would. She can be pretty impulsive
12. Leaves their shoes out for the other to trip over.
Iona probably. she is kind of scatter brained and forgets to put things away.
13. Can’t make up their mind when it comes to dinner.
Bastian. he'd be thinking of dinner for hours and can't decide if he wants pizza with sausages or pepperoni.
14. Needs to be reminded of all their appointments.
Bastian. He doesn't actually forget. he just hates going to any kind of doctors.
15. Bribes the other into doing chores, getting out of the house…and taking a shower.
Iona. except for the last one Bastian is a pretty clean guy.
16. Picks the movies.
since they have the same intrest in genre's they usually just take turns picking
17. Takes the safety steps when building a pillow fort.
Iona would be in charge of building the intricate fort, and bastian would be in charge of saftey testing it. "If he dies he dies."
18. Kisses the other’s injuries better.
They both do this! from the smallest scratches to the biggest headaches.
19. Is addicted to angry birds, game of war, candy crush, temple run, or flappy bird. Iona but none of those games. More like Tiny Towers and Tiny planes
20. Kills the spiders.
Bastian! Iona would gag if she saw a spider anywhere near her
21. Hogs the blankets.
Bastian swears its Iona but Iona knows for a fact its him because she wakes up almost every night because she's freezing!
22. Takes pranks too far.
Iona. She'd be the one to pretend there was an intruder and she was murdered in the bathroom.
23. Makes the dirty jokes.
Iona - she thinks she's so funny.
24. Keeps a piggy bank.
Bastian he has a cute one that looks like an arcade machine.
25. Has no problem having ice cream for breakfast.
Bastian. He could eat it if couldn't find anything else to eat.
26. Gets a tattoo when they’re drunk.
Iona. She's gotten one before just like that.
27. Trips over their own feet.
Iona - she's very clumsy.
28. Makes the other go for a walk.
Bastian. It's not that he'll make her go. He'd just tell her and she'd think its super romantic.
29. Whines until they get what they want.
for material things. neither of them.
30. Tries to act tough but really isn’t.
both of them do this at different times and for different reasons.
31. Talks the most, says the least.
Iona has lots of ideas and needs to share them, When bastian gets home she'd follow him around the house while he's getting out of his work clothes and tell him the most important details of her day.
32. Talks the least, says the most.
Bastian he's a one word wonder - but he loves to listen to Iona and her stories. He loves her voice and the way she talks.